A compliation of LadyPolka.
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Screw it, I'm a fish
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Person: You're insane!
Me: Ha! I'm the sanest person I know!
Person: O.O
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*about to eat a hard-boiled egg on the floor*
*mom calls me to do something*
*goes to do that "something"*
*goes back to room to eat egg*
*ants have covered the egg*
Motherf-
*sprays with air freshener*
*chokes on air*
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B!tch ate my chocolate?
I ate her face!
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Karma's a b!tch
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*under blanket* I'm hot
*on blanket* I'm cold
I CAN'T WIN!
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Me: Ugh, I feel like I ate a 3-pound marshmallow
*looks around* Wait, where's my pillow?
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...wait a second...
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*Me drinking milk*
*friend tells a really funny joke*
*spits milk out at other friend by accident*
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I don't care what you do today. I don't care if you even screw a fish. But if you pour your cereal in my dang Pikachu bowl, I will personally start World War III
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YOU JUST GOT! -slaps- BITCH SLAPPED!
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Why aren't I sane?!
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Break phone, cry
Fail test, cry
No food, cry
Pokémon ends, dies
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Well, that's all for now. See y'all soon!
YOU ARE READING
Book of Jokes and Randomness
HumorWelcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me) :)
