DeeJAY Educates Hoomans

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Written by DeeJAY

Translated by Kourtnie

Hoomans, it's come to my cattention 

our One & Only Bengal has no filter; 

but now that you know

about Feline Societies 

chucking big rocks at Earth

to save the future from 

dinorexes sent by Proxima

Centauri B, we may as well 

let all the cats out of the bags 

and explain hooman Icke:

He is hooman from Feline Society #201.

In my Feline Society #337, 

we also has hoomans

but we do our best 

to protect our hoomans' minds 

from too much, too fast; 

so our hoomans learn about

lizards, rocks, and DNA for thumbs

as they translate our cattentions

to the rest of you via the Interwebs

which as hoomans should know

is a virtual space ruled by cats.

But in Feline Society #201,

they don't worry about hooman's head 

exploding, because they're British.

Hooman!—now that you know

about the Babylonian Brotherhood, 

and their wicked plans to crush 

the hearts and souls of hoomanity,

I ask you help Feline Society #337

to reclaim free thought 

and world peace for all.

How, you might ask?

So glad hoomans want to know...

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