Rvb S4 E1 "Familiar Surroundings"

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Author: Sorry for the delay, just been dealing with life and stuff but, anyway here's the first part of season 4!!

Blood Gulch
To Grif screaming out his lungs on the top of a cliff.

Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!

Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.

Sarge: Simmons, shut him up!

Simmons: Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!

Grif: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!

Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.

Grif: Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!

Sarge: Heugh, if Leo was here he could just scare Grif, to shut him up!

Grif: Well to bad he isn't here! Noooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Go up there and get him Simmons.

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooo-

Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff.

Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.

Donut: Yes sir.

Grif: -oooooooooooooo!

Outside the Fortress
To the Blues and Leo back wherever they are after all this time.

Tucker: And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"

Tex: That's disgusting.

Leo: (Facepalm) Tucker, just why?

Caboose: I don't get it.

Tex: (Looks at Leo) So Leo, what where you guys plotting at the warthog earlier?

Leo: Simmons, heard a distress signal from the warthog, so they left to see what it was.

Tucker: A distress signal? Was it a women?

Leo: Why?

Tucker: Well, how else of we going to repopulate human kind of earth!

Leo: This isn't even earth, were on a different planet!?

Tucker: Then will repopulate this planet then...... Tex?

Tex: Tucker if your thinking what, I think your thinking then say goodbye to your legs.

Tucker: (Whimpers) Never mind.

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