by Adam Meltzer
Okay, so by now you've probably read the prologue and the first chapter and I really hope you love my story so far.
The very cool news is that a big fancy publisher called Faber is actually publishign my autobiography for real, as a real paperback book. I know! They even chopped down a tree for the pleasure of turning my tale into a physical book!
So, if you like what you've read so far, please consider buying the real book from your local bookshop or from any of these fine online retailers. All royalties will go towards my college fund...well, and my comic book collection.
In the good ol' USA, it's on Amazon and iTunes.
In frozen north of Canada, you can find it on Amazon or at Chapters/Indigo.
In the Queen's own United Kingdom, it's on Amazon, iTunes, and at Waterstones, and a multitude of fine bookshops starting 7th of August, 2014.
YOU ARE READING
Memoirs of a Neurotic ZombieHumor
'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.' Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Ad...