The next night, Dean, Cas, Sam, Charlie, and Gabriel went out on the town.
Or, well, as much of a town as they had in Lebanon, Kansas.
But nonetheless, Charlie had found a karaoke bar in the town, and they were all going, because Charlie said so, and you HAVE TO OBEY THE QUEEN, GABRIEL.
Dean and Cas didn't mind though, as they shared a secret smile. Singing was one of the last things they had to check off the list.
So that is what brings us to now, with Sam, Gabe, Charlie, Cas, and Dean squished in a booth at a karaoke bar.
"You are all singing." Charlie declared. "I will force you on stage."
"I don't sing." Sam commented.
"Sure you do," Dean shot back.
"Name ONE time I have ever sung."
"Bon Jovi, Dead or Alive- the Impala."
"That was years ago!"
"Still counts, Sammy."
"I wanna hear Cassie sing." Gabriel said deviously. Cas's eyes widened.
"I don't know how to-" The angel started.
"You'll figure it out." Charlie insisted. "And it will be magical, and Dean will just die."
"Alright, Charlie, what awful songs are you forcing upon us?" Sam asked.
"Oh!" Gabriel announced. "What if we dare each other to sing certain songs?" They all paused, thinking, and then burst out laughing.
"And......Go." Sam offered, and they all immediately burst out what they wanted.
"SAM AND DEAN NEED TO SING THE 'IF YOU WERE GAY' SONG," Charlie yelled. "Immediately followed by Gabriel singing the Moose song!"
"Cas needs to sing I'm too sexy for my shirt!" Dean pleaded.
"Dean needs to do his rendition of Eye of the tiger, complete with dance moves!" Sam yelled out.
"Gabriel should sing his ringtone for every time Sam calls him." Cas offered slyly. The archangel's eyes widened and Sam slowly turned to look at him.
"And what ringtone would THAT be?" The moose demanded.
".....uh" Gabriel looked, ironically, like a moose caught in headlights. So, naturally, Dean grabbed Sam's phone, called Gabriel's number, and Charlie snatched the archangel's phone, throwing it on the table so that they could all see it.
All of a sudden, the screen lit up, and Cupcakke's deepthroat started blasting, immediately followed by the caller ID, which read 'Moose Daddy.'
"OH. MY. GOD." Charlie shouted. Gabriel smirked, slightly proud of himself. Sam's face went bright red, and he turned against the wall, wanting to die. Cas looked slightly bored, entirely used to the ringtone and Gabriel himself. Dean was glaring a bitchface at Gabriel that clearly read 'touch my brother and I'll fucking end you.'
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The Simple Things ~Destiel~
FanfictionA Destiel Story Now that things have calmed down, and there isn't an apocalypse hanging over their heads, Castiel has decided to learn more about humanity, and the "Simple things in life." But, of course, he can't do this alone. And who better to go...
