Peter and Tony: *watching the Mean Girls Musical, at Peter's request*
*The Song Sexy comes up*
Tony: *leans over to whisper in Peter's ear* I didn't know I made your AI want to cure some sexy cancer
Peter: *Is showing Tony old photos of him on his phone* Oh look! These are from comic con!
Tony: *points to photo of Peter in an Iron Man cosplay* is that-
Peter: *quickly scrolls past it* No nothing
Peter: *under his breath* Mr Reyes x Hot Pockets otp
Tony: What did you just say?
Peter: Absolutely nothing, please return to your science-ing
Tony: Wow Stephen is looking good today- I mean- no homo- I mean-
Peter: New otp; Dr. Man.
Tony: kiD NO I RAISED YOU BETTER
Tony: THE CORRECT SHIP NAME IS IRONSTRANGE
Peter: Mr Stark how would you feel if everytime I shot out a web I yelled "yeet" so that I can just yeet away?
Tony: I feel like that would be abusing your powers but sure go right ahead whatever floats your goat.
Steve: I HATE YOU!!!
Tony: I hate me too.
Steve:
Steve: Tony do we need to talk about this
Okay I'm done
Oh after I've written my 5000000000000th IW fix it
How would you guys like a oneshot where Peter is teaching Bucky all about modern-day culture and then Steve walks in on them quoting vines and is just so confused by what's happening and why Bucky and Peter are calling each other fam
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"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"- The joys of parenting a Spider-Child
FanfictionBasically oneshots of Irondad and his Spiderson. Also Peter is my Spidey-Child, and Tom Holland is beautiful. Most of these chapters are just pure fluff, surprisingly.
