ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
(Halloween eve. Everyone getting ready for Jake Dillinger's Halloween party.)
"Halloween Party"
BROOKE
PICKED OUT A COSTUME FOR TONIGHT
MADE SURE TO GET A SIZE THAT WAS A LOT TOO TIGHT
YOU CAN KINDA SEE MY BUSINESS
BUT I'LL ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW
WHOA
JAKE
I GOT A CONDOM
CHLOE
AND A FLASK
RICH
I STOLE MY OLDER BROTHER'S "JASON" MASK
AND I DON'T HAVE A MACHETE
BUT A LOAF OF BREAD WILL DO
OOO
(JEREMY gets ready for the party. He is dressed as a cyborg.)
THE SQUIP
Tonight's the night. This is what we've been working towards. Are you ready?
JEREMY
(robot voice) Affirmative. (off the SQUIP) I mean... I got this.
ALL
OOO
JAKE Who's ready to Halloween party?!?!
JAKE
EVERYBODY'S GOT A RED SOLO CUP
FILL IT UP!, FILL IT UP!
HEAR THE BEER SPILL ON THE GROUND
JAKE, BROOKE
EVERYBODY'S ALL LIKE: "SUP?!,"
JAKE, BROOKE, RICH
"YO MAN, SUP?!"
JAKE, BROOKE
LET'S CATCH UP, LET'S SMOKE UP
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE
LOOK HOW MANY DRINK'S I'VE DOWNED
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE, RICH
EVERY SINGLE SONG'S ALL LIKE WHUP!, THEY'RE ALL WHUP! WE'RE LIKE YUP!, TURN IT UP!
AS WE STUMBLE TO THE SOUND
(JENNA ROLAN enters in a clown costume, to their delight.)
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE, RICH, JENNA, AND
OFF-STAGE VOICES
CUZ A HALLOWEEN PARTY'S A RAD EXCUSE
TO PUT YOUR BODY THROUGH MAD ABUSE
AND I MIGHT PASS OUT, BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
