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A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Andy standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your laughter. If you are eating, send me some food. If you are crying, send me your tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some money."
Andy replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"

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