Aries - thinks about jumping out the window but realizes they are living on the 10th floor (jumps anyway)
Taurus - they're on the toilet
Gemini - grabs their important belongings like a bottle of wine and their books before storming out of the house
Cancer - looking for the bible
Leo - live streaming on Instagram
Virgo - hides under the table and cries
Libra - goes back to sleep
Scorpio - they are horny
Sagittarius - texts their soulmate "I hid 5000$ under the b-" *dies*
Capricorn - gets stuck in the elevator NOOOO
Aquarius - "Finally...it's over...I am ready...take me."
Pisces - "VIRGO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE THERE'S NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU UNDER THIS TABLE!!"
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Zodiac Signs
Random✓ Completed ✓ Facts, Descriptions, Scenarios, And interesting things about the 12 Zodiac Signs! Book 1 *Creds To Original Authors, mainly on tumblr so check them out to give them the praise. I'm just sharing their work!*
