"The choir and band kids are still plotting my death" *awkwardly laughs*
John: "Did you seriously just dab in my class?"
Me: "Yeah, I couldn't help it"
John: "Alright then"
Friend: *makes a mistake on note on her clarinet*
John: "Who made that mistake?"
Friend: *looks around with puckered lips*
John: "........ I blame Reese"
Me: "Are you serious? I didn't do it!"
"Never trust people with glasses" (literally has glasses himself)
"Ok, you know, when we're playing our song, you don't look at me, you look at your music, I know, i know, I'm too beautiful to not look at" *rubs his bald head with smirk*
*trips over music stand* "JesUs chrIsT!"
"If you don't sit down, I'll play 'Allstar"