▨ #ExplainThePlotBadly ▨

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❝BOOKS❞

(I stole the # from v-xviii soooo, but they tagged me so it's only fair.)

Here I will be drunkenly explaining, in the crappiest way possible, some of my books. Because, let's be honest, I have waaaayy too many and all of them would be just too much.

 Because, let's be honest, I have waaaayy too many and all of them would be just too much

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THE LABYRINTH OF TELMAR:

A girl in-over-her-head decides to go on an unsupervised treasure hunt, which proves to be more than she bargained for.


EVERYONE BUT YOU:

A recluse who hates everyone is charmed by a boy loved by everyone. Then there's a tournament.


HAPPENSTANCE:

A drunk and a drunk play metaphorical Russian Roulette together until someone winds up dead, or, in Hawkins's case: missing.


THE ORACLE:

A girl with the uncanny ability to see the future in the most uneventful ways accidentally invites a murderer into her home. Then she has multiple fights with her loud mouth grandmother. There's also a rat.


SCUM OF THE EARTH

Pansy Parkinson is gay. For Ginny Weasley. Panic follows.


PSYCHOMETRY:

Girl with a spiritual skin disorder worms her way into a stalker's heart.


HERMIONE'S TWIN (SERIES):

A double of Hermione happens to find out the truth in the most common year of fanfiction (fourth year) and cliche shit happens. Then, the story takes a drastic turn around the middle of the second book. Good luck getting to it, though.


THE MUNDANE MIND:

An assassin, a computer geek, and a consulting criminal walk into a bar. There's also a sleazy landlord.


CHOCOLATE FROGS:

Candy queen steals from own store. Someone should tell her that's not a way to make money.


DETER:

Girl with a six-month parasite gets Reaped. Fashion plays a part, ...somehow.


SIDELINES:

The only boy OC Jess can come up with, and she doesn't even commit fully, pulls a Humpty-Dumpty with his head and can't play Quidditch. Spends his time 'boo'ing the Quidditch announcer in its stead.


THE HYMN OF THE INNOCENT:

Stark girl moves south, then a little north, then every fucking where until she no longer can remember which way is up in the entire kingdom. Also, there's witches, ghosts, and Hounds -- but Jess also can't seem to commit, so yeah.



OKAY, that's enough. Hope you got a chuckle -- or a sudden interest (:

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