Person 1: Hello gorgeous lady! How
have you been? When on
earth did you move to
Person 1: This is Brian, the male
stripper, from Louisiana,
that danced for Carmen's
Person 2: Pretty sure you have the
wrong number, compadre.
I am most decidedly not a
Person 1: Aww, don't say that!
Person 2: Allow me to expand on
that: I. Am. A. Man