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Person 1: Hello gorgeous lady! How
have you been? When on
earth did you move to
California?

Person 1: This is Brian, the male
stripper, from Louisiana,
that danced for Carmen's
bachelorette party...

Person 2: Pretty sure you have the
wrong number, compadre.
I am most decidedly not a
gorgeous lady.

Person 1: Aww, don't say that!

Person 2: Allow me to expand on
that: I. Am. A. Man

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