1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me?
3) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
4) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
5) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
6) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
7) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
8) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?
9) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
10) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
11) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
13) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
15) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
16) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
18) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
19) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
20) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
21) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life. |
22) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
23) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
24) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
25) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
26) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
27) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
28) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
29) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
30) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
31) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
32) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
33) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
34) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
35) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
36) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
37) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
38) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
39) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
40) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
41) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.
42) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"
43) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
44) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
45) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.
46) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
47) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
49) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.
50) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
51) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".
52) Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
53) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
54) Go to the dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
55) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
56) Buy false eyelashes and wear them like a mustache.
57) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
58) Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
59) Walk into an elvator. when someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!"
60) Yell "i'm naked" in a busy area (people loook).
61) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.
62) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
63) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.
64) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"
65) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
66) Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!"
67) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"
68) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
69) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
70) Hide in the ball bin at WalMart and throw things at people.
71) Get out of the car at every red light with music tured up loud and start dancing.
72) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
73) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
74) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms.
75) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.
76) Walk up to a drive-thru window and order one french fry.
77) Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack, and when people are browsing through, yell, "PICK ME!!!
78) Call a pizza place trying to sell pizza.
79) Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominios number.
80) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.
81) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Walmart and buy a cartfull of bananas.
82) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
83) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.
84) Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.
85) Call Dairy Queen and ask if Dairy King is around.
86) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
87) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "i killed a smurf!"
88) Go to mcdonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
89) Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
90) Attach fake eyelashes to the inside of your nose and see how many people stare or comment.
91) Go to wal-mart go up to some lady and say "mom, can you buy me some crackers?".
92) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
93) Go into a Wal-Mart changing room and ask where the toilet paper is.
94) Interview a tree in a public place.
95) Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
96) Make an old lady help you across the street.
97) Put a lamp shade on your head and run around walmart.
98) Find a random store clerk and propose to them with a ringpop!!!!
99) Bring a fishing rod to the mall and cast your line off the second flour.
100) Go to a random house and walk in and say honey I'm home.
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