100 Funny Things To Do and some random stuff

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1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me? 

3) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 

4) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.   

5) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.   

6) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

7) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.  

8) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?  

9) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.   

10) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.  

11) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.  

12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.  

13) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.  

14) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read. 

15) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.  

16) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".  

17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" . 

18) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.   

19) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.   

20) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"   

21) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.   |

22) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".   

23) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.   

24) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"   

25) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.  

26) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.   

27) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.  

28) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!   

29) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.  

30) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow. 

31) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.   

32) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.  

33) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.  

34) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.  

35) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"  

36) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.   

37) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.  

38) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.   

39) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".  

40) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".  

41) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.  

42) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"  

43) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"  

44) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens. 

45) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food. 

46) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them. 

47) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

48) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king. 

49) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.  

50) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.   

51) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".  

52) Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" 

53) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"