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Person 1: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.

Person 2: Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen

Person 1: We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.

Person 2: When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless

Person 1: Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza

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