Part #26

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Me: A B C D E F G, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. 'Cuz the red one's got a knife.

BFF: Why are we friends?

Me: Because you love how random I am :)

BFF: I need normal friends.

Vote and comment if you don't have normal friends!! I know I don't😂.
~AdmireYourself

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