Me: Dad, I got suspended from school.
Dad: What!? Why?!
Me: The teacher pointed the ruler at me and said that there is an idiot at the end of this ruler....so I asked which end :)
Dad: You are totally my son!
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You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.