Random Person: Dude my life sucks.
Me: Who is this?
Random Person: The only clothes I have are pants, I work at a fast food restaurant, my only co-worker makes fun of me all day, but I can't tell my boss because he would just cut my already sucky pay and my best friend is mentally retarded kid. You wanna know what the worst part is?
Me: Uhh okay?
Random Person: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Vote and comment!! Does anyone know who that is. First one to get it right will get a shout out.
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You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.