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Person 1: Dad I got suspended from
school...

Person 2: WTF! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU
DO!?

Person 1: Well I was in class and we had
this anti-bullying person coming
in to teach us, and she goes,
"Sticks and stones can break my
bones, but words will never hurt
me."

Person 2: AND!?

Person 1: So I threw a dictionary at her
head.

Person 2: You. Son. Are. Officially.
Ungrounded.

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