Super Junior || Cheesy Pickup Lines They Used

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Leeteuk:
"Hey girl, are you French because maDAMN".

Heechul:
"I would call you beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside of you yet".

Yesung:
"Do you work at the post office? Because I saw you checking out my package".

Kangin:
"Can I take your picture? Just so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas".

Shindong:
"I don't have my library card but I still want to check you out".

Sungmin:
"I lost my number, can I have yours instead?".

Eunhyuk:
"Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants".

Siwon:
"They told me "do what you love", so I think I need to do you".

Donghae:
"Do you work at Subway? Because you sure gave me a footlong".

Ryeowook:
"I may not go down in history but I'll sure as hell go down on you".

Kyuhyun:
"I would take you to the movies but you're not allowed to bring in snacks".

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