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GROUP CHAT
CV + Hemsworth & Ruffs

rdjunk👇🏼:
Guys, I'm here.
Alone.

scarjo💪🏻:
Wait! Wardrobe malfunction!!

scarjo💪🏻:
SRY

rdjunk👇🏼:
You were all supposed
to be here by now.
It's 11:30!!

ur left boob👋🏼:
We're all in the hotel lobby
waiting for Scarlett.
CHiLl papa rob

kitmackat🍫:
SEABASS?

ur left boob👋🏼:
Yeah, where's seb?

meow😾:
Fixing his hair, wanna bet?

kitmackat🍫:
That man has great hair, soulful eyes, perfect jawline

rdjunk👇🏼:
Okay, maybe it's because he's romanian
Now get your asses here

not an olsen twin💥:
Are you lonely, papa rob?

ur left boob👋🏼:
He is

rdjunk👇🏼:
I am...

meow😾:
These names are horrible!
Who did dis?

ruffs🐸:
I don't know anything, chadwack.

mighty🔨:
mate!!!!

ruffs🐸:
hey, hems

rdjunk👇🏼:
Junk? Really?

ruffs🐸:
Do you think I don't know
what you have under those pants?
I know.

mighty🔨:
me too ;)

ur left boob👋🏼:
Yeah... I don't like my name either

rdjunk👇🏼:
Okay, Rudd and Don are here!! Bye

ruff🐸:
You mean, Bugg? I know no Rudd

becky 🙆🏻:
On my way

ur left boob👋🏼:
Where were you, actually?

meow😾:
pls, say fixing your hair!!!

becky 🙆🏻:
I wasn't, sorry...
 Becky???

meow😾:
Don't you listen to Beyonce, man?

rdjunk👇🏼:
He's romanian

becky🙆🏻:
Stop!
That's rude

scarjo💪🏻:
I'm here!!!
Not if it comes from rdjunk...

becky🙆🏻:
I'm already in the car
One question!
Why did guys follow my friends on instagram???
They freaked out

tOm🕷:
Awww

tOm🕷:
You're cute, Seb... all worried and shit

ur left boob👋🏼:
HEY! LANGUAGE

rdjunk👇🏼:
Well, since you don't introduce
us to ANYONE we have to it
ourselves

tOm🕷:
Exactly.
And sorry, Cap.
It slipped!

kitmackat🍫:
That's right
I'm hurt,
you don't tell me things anymoh

becky🙆🏻:
There's nothing to tell
We're friends

ur left boob👋🏼:
And so are we!
We want to meet them!

rdjunk👇🏼:
Yep! They seem really nice.
And hurry uppppp
The press conference is almost starting!!!

ruffs🐸:
Wait, who is they?

meow😾:
We'll explain later, mark.
We have a whole different
gc for seb gossip

mighty🔨:
Leslie and Emma, right??
Emma... Emmasworth!

becky🙆🏻: 
You're insane.
All of you!
I'm here.

visettany👹:
I'm changing all these names when this is over.
The lack of imagination in this group
shocks me.


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