"Ay don't touch my dick, I ain't gay bro" *giggles*
*A boy looks at a frog that a lady brang into our school to show amphibians/reptiles*
The boy: "Here come dat boi, oh shit waddup...... I meant cool!"
"AND I WAS LIKE BITCH NO"
"I'm playing fortnite on my phone, don't tell the lunch lady"