[The Joker has created a chatroom]
[The Joker has invited Harley]
[The Joker is now Joker]
Harley: Mr.J why are you talking to me on a chatroom if I'm sitting right next to you?
Joker: I'm bored so I decided to make a chatroom.
Harley: Oh. So are we gonna kill b-man?
Joker: Not yet
[Joker has invited Riddler]
Riddler: What do you want Joker?
Joker: Wanna help me kill Batman?
Riddler: Sure, but I must warn you that if we do kill Batman, Selina will kill us.
Joker: I'm aware of that
Harley: Ooh!!! I know what to do!!!
Harley: I can shoot her in the head!
Joker: You would do that to one of your best friends?
Harley: I'd do it for you puddin'; )
Joker: Baby, your the best
Riddler: Please don't start to talk all mushy!
Joker: Oh shut up! At least I've got a girl, unlike you with your little sidekicks that you keep giving booty calls to.
Riddler: O_O How do you know that?
Joker: I'm psychic!
Riddler: No, I'm being serious! How do you know!
Joker: That reminds me! Why so serious? :)
Riddler: That's so corny!
Joker: No you're corny!
Riddler: What does that even mean?
Joker: WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN!
Riddler: I think you need therapy...
Joker: NO, I'm not going back to therapy :S
Riddler: Why not?
Joker: I've been scarred for life
Riddler: Do tell
Joker: The therapist made me watch a documentary about clowns
Joker: CLOWNS FREAK ME OUT
Riddler: Um.... You are a clown...
Joker: Shut up -_-
Riddler: Just saying
Joker: Well, I don't need you anymore!
[Joker has kicked Riddler]
Joker: Let's go rob a bank!
Harley: Ok, can I bring the hyenas?
Harley: Thank you!
[Harley has logged off]
[Joker has logged off]
[Two-face has turned off invisibility]
[Penguin has turned off invisibility]
Two-face: What did I say!!! They're not going to kill Batman, Joker is only bluffing
Penguin: Yes I see that now
Two-face: That'll be a thousand bucks in cash, please
Penguin: I hate bets with you. We start out with five bucks and then you add interest
Two-face: Pay up already and stop stalling! I need that money to go buy cosmetics
Penguin: Are you going to try and become beautiful or something?
Penguin: Well it'll take a lot of makeup to fix that face of yours
Two-face: Shut up! At least I don't have a pointy nose!
Penguin: It's better than never being able to blink! All you do is wink
Two-face: *cries* I know
Penguin: We both need some reconstruction done
Two-face: Yeah I'll get some surgery for my face and you can get some for your body
Penguin: -_- I was talking about my lounge and your face!
Two-face: Touché, you are your own lounge!
Penguin: That makes no sense
Two-face: Whatever. I will not put up with you anymore
Penguin: What are you gonna do about it?
Two-face: I'll call your mother and make her ground you!
Penguin: And I'll take your coin and place it in my tip jar so you'll never find it
Penguin: ha! I just won this battle!
Two-face: You may have won the battle but next time luck will be on my side!
Penguin: You said it wrong genius
Penguin: It's "You might have won the battle but I will win the war"
Two-face: OOOOH that reminds me I have to go buy the whole star wars DVD set.
Penguin: ILL BUY EVERY LAST SET SO U DONT GET TO WATCH IT
Two-face: How are you gonna do that if I get to the store by the time you send your men to buy it all
Penguin: I have my ways
Two-face: I'm about to pay for my box set rn :)
Penguin: We'll see about that!
Two-face: Fine! We will!!!
[Two-face has logged off]
Penguin: Man that guy is annoying. I've got to get better friends! NOW TO FIND HIM AND THAT STAR WARS SET!
[Penguin has logged off]
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Joker makes a chatroom. It gets hacked by many superheroes and two gods. Joker marry's harley. Loki falls for poison ivy. Thor's obsession for Poptarts grows strongly. Deadpool hits on harley. Batman is secretly married to Agent Romanoff. Two face w...