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HEY GUYS!!!! SO YEAH, I'M TYPING THIS UP RIGHT NOW IN A BUS... NOT SURE WHY, BUT I GUESS I JUST GREW BORED... AND NO. DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA FROM THAT 1D BARBIE JOKE THAT I POSTED. I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF 1D OR ANYTHING. I JUST THOUGHT THAT THE JOKE WAS PRETTY FUNNY... SO I POSTED IT FOR YOU GUYS TO READ!!!! LOLZ. OH! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE! NOT LAUGHT OUT LOUD ZEBRAS AGAIN!!!

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A lady got on a bus carrying her baby.

Bus Driver: Ugh. That's the ugliest baby I've seen.

Fuming, the lady went to sit down next to a man. She turned to face the man and said angrily,"That bus driver just called my son ugly."

The man replied,"Go on and get him. I'll hold your monkey."

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