Happy Birthday, You!

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Scarlett: I'm actually still alive lol

Yokaze: Oh. You're here

Scarlett: Oh hey, Creator. Look can we have no fighting today? I'm tired as fuck right now

Yokaze: Hmm? Nah, till' you stop eating all the Nutella in the pantry

Scarlett: Shit

Dia: Where were you, Scarlett-san?! We have to bake You her cake, remember?!

Scarlett: Oh, I forgot today's her bday

Ruby: O-Onee-chan, calm down-

Hanamaru: Don't worry Ruby, she just worried about You's bday party not being perfect *continues reading Riko's R18 Yuri Doujin*

Riko: W-Wait, why do you have my Doujin-

Dia: Doesn't matter right now, Scarlett do you have something to give to her?

Scarlett: Yee

Scarlett: I made sure it can move

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Scarlett: I made sure it can move

Dia: Good, ok, Yoshiko, Kanan and Mari should finish with the cake any second now-

BOOM

Dia:...Are you f***ing kidding me?

Ruby: Where did that buzzer sound come from? And why is it there?

Riko: To keep you innocent.

Riko: Can you get You for me? She's in her bedroom with...Chika...wAIT-

Scarlett: Understood *heads upstairs and goes in front of the door to You's room*

Chika: A-Ah! R-right...there

You: Y-You sure...?

Scarlett: *FREEZES THEN BACKS THE FUCK UP* oh hell nah

Yokaze: Oh hell yes

Yokaze: Anyways, I heard you doing it with Sylvia-

Scarlett: You betta' shut the hell up it I'll stuff my middle finger into your damn mouth-

Scarlett: You betta' shut the hell up it I'll stuff my middle finger into your damn mouth-

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lol Happy Birthday, ya gay sailor-

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NONE LOL

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