Scarlett: I'm actually still alive lol
Yokaze: Oh. You're here
Scarlett: Oh hey, Creator. Look can we have no fighting today? I'm tired as fuck right now
Yokaze: Hmm? Nah, till' you stop eating all the Nutella in the pantry
Dia: Where were you, Scarlett-san?! We have to bake You her cake, remember?!
Scarlett: Oh, I forgot today's her bday
Ruby: O-Onee-chan, calm down-
Hanamaru: Don't worry Ruby, she just worried about You's bday party not being perfect *continues reading Riko's R18 Yuri Doujin*
Riko: W-Wait, why do you have my Doujin-
Dia: Doesn't matter right now, Scarlett do you have something to give to her?
Scarlett: I made sure it can move
Dia: Good, ok, Yoshiko, Kanan and Mari should finish with the cake any second now-
Dia:...Are you f***ing kidding me?
Ruby: Where did that buzzer sound come from? And why is it there?
Riko: To keep you innocent.
Riko: Can you get You for me? She's in her bedroom with...Chika...wAIT-
Scarlett: Understood *heads upstairs and goes in front of the door to You's room*
Chika: A-Ah! R-right...there
You: Y-You sure...?
Scarlett: *FREEZES THEN BACKS THE FUCK UP* oh hell nah
Yokaze: Oh hell yes
Yokaze: Anyways, I heard you doing it with Sylvia-
Scarlett: You betta' shut the hell up it I'll stuff my middle finger into your damn mouth-
lol Happy Birthday, ya gay sailor-
Next Month's Bday edits:
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