when they get jealous

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richie:
is not a pussy when it comes to his laid ees
"yeah, i'm THE boyfriend."
"it's my name she'll be screaming tonight not yours."

stan:
gets really pissy
"yeah, jeez i'm fine!"
"nothing, i just don't wanna talk." crosses arms

eddie:
his innocent side fLIES AWAY
"hey sexy girl." smirks.
"look at my girls ass. damn."

ben:
cries and writes an emo poem about how he's not good enough
"i mEsSed uP, aNd nOw yoUrE gOne." (peep the spongebob song)

bill:
WILL cut a ho / stutter goes with eddies innocence
"fuck, take your eyes off my girl."
"you can get fucked, back AWAY."

beverly:
laughs
"yeah, she is pretty isnt she? oh she's also gay and in a relationship."

henry:
rolls eyes A LOT
"SHES IN A RELATIONSHIP, BETCH!"

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