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It was going to be fun except for the fact that I might be dead by that date. The alien goddess kept telling me I only had a little bit of time left to finish my mission, and that if it wasn't done, I would be in huge trouble. Staring down at the concrete path that lay in front of me I thought to myself, "what have I done to deserve this?" I hadn't really done anything to deserve this seemingly impossible task. I had been a great person all of my life, from getting good grades in school, to being nice to every person I ever met, and just being accepting of people. I twirled my black hair out of nervousness. My palms were sweaty, making my hair a bit more oily than usual.
"I've so got to take a shower when I get home," I said only above a whisper to myself. So I teleported home, hoping no bystander had seen my teleportation device. It was hidden inside of this silver ring I wore everyday. It had a beautiful sapphire right in the middle, which was also my access to all the things I could possibly need. I went in to my room and picked out some pajamas to wear after my shower. Laying my gray sweatpants and red t-shirt on the black fuzzy bath mat, I began to undress. I threw my clothes against a corner of the light blue walls and stepped from the dingy tiles in to the recently cleaned shower. It felt so refreshing as the warm water covered my body. I just let my mind wander for the next few minutes. I thought about Corrina and Jacob the most though. I guess true love never dies. I stepped out from behind the sea foam green shower curtain back on to the mat. I grabbed a slightly worn out off-white towel and began to dry myself off. As I put on my underwear and shorts, I had the towel wrapped around my tangly black mess of hair to keep it off of my pale face and back. I unwrapped the towel and put on my red t-shirt.
"Much better," I said while looking in the smudged mirror right above the sink.
I went back to my small room to go find a pair of black fuzzy socks. I opened the top right drawer in my white dresser and procured a pair of fuzzy socks. I promptly put them on. They felt good on my feet, almost like I was walking on the clouds. I sat down on my soft bed covered with red and black plaid bedsheets with my television remote in my hand. I turned on the television I had gotten as a Christmas gift years ago and began to flip through a few channels. After looking through some sports channels, reality T.V. shows, and a few advertising stations, I settled on TeenNick. It was still reality T.V. I guess you could say, but much better than something like Jersey Shore. During a few of the commercials I called up Corrina again on my black Android phone.
"Hey what's up?"
"Not much," She responded in a monotone voice.
"Same here. I'm just watching a few re-runs of old shows."
"Sounds kind of boring."
"Ehh, some episodes are kind of funny. Most aren't though," I replied quite truthfully.
"Well, I'm gonna go make some food. Talk to you later!"
"Bye," I said while hanging up the phone.
After about half an hour I decided to go make some ramen noodles.
"Okay so put them in the microwave for three minutes with water in the bowl," I confirmed.
I went to our dark brown wooden cabinets and grabbed a slightly scratched orange plastic bowl. I put ramen noodles and water in it and put it in our microwave, which needed to be cleaned again. Whilst waiting, I grabbed a Mountain dew out of our silver stainless steel refridgerator. I popped open the tab at the top and began to sip a bit of it.
"And they're ready," I exclaimed in joy.
I mixed in the seasoning then decided to head back to my room when I saw...
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