"I mean, having the Norse God of Mischief as your godfather would be pretty cool, but only if he existed."
If asked, Warina Summers would define her life as "shitty". She isn't far from wrong. That's how any orphan with no relatives concerned for he...
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"... She's lovely, isn't she?"
"...."
"Eve? Are you listening?"
"I'm sorry, John, did you say something?"
"What are you thinking about?"
"Nothing...just that...you know, we should probably name a godfather or a guardian for her, in case...."
"You're right. Someone in your mind?"
"Uhh...how about Wallace?"
"John, he stinks! We're not naming him as our daughter's godfather! How about Andrew?"
"No! Andrew loves food much more than people. He might even eat her food! Jenny's better..."
"I swear Jenny will be the equivalent of Petunia Dursley! Might as well ask Sarah..."
"No, Eve, you know I have issues with her. Kevin? "
"No. Darren?"
"No. Riley?"
"No. "
"Then what? Loki?"
"Keep your comics out of this."
"Hey, you read Marvel too!"
"Yes, but..."
"Oh, come on, honey! Nothing's happening to us. We'll always be there for her, so don't worry. We can't come to an agreement anyway. Loki seems to be getting more votes than our cousins."
"...I guess you're right."
"Of course I am."
"So we name Loki as her godfather?"
"...hope she has a good sense of humour...."
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