Bob arrived at he post office, out of breath from running there. He was dressed as a hipster tomboy to increase his masculinity and win over the alluring postman.
Then, standing in the doorway, was the man. The man among men. The man who pushed boundaries of manlihood, because he was just that manly.
However before Bob could say any words, the postman winked, grinning seductively.
"My name is Postman Pat. But you can call me Daddy."
Happy birthday Beto.