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Person 1: How are you feeling?

Person 2: Dude what happened
last night. I think my
arm's broken! And my
car is wrecked!

Person 1: Well...you were so drunk
that you climbed to the
top of your garage.

Person 1: You started yelling
"Nanananana BATMAN!"
then jumped off and
landed on your car.

Person 2: And you didn't take me
to the hospital?!

Person 1: I was too busy laughing.

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