Bob couldn't stop thinking about the postman. He didn't even know his name, and yet every night he found himself dreaming of them having hot, hard sex in the back of a mail van. Good times.
Wait, if that guy was a postman, then wouldn't he be at the post office right about now? Bob failed his mathematics, but he was sure that this maths added up. He tried to sneak out of the house, but unfortunately, his wife Wendy heard him.
"BOB YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE I'M GETTING TRIGGERED"
He walked on, not even bothering to add a trigger warning.
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A Real Man || Bob the Builder x Postman Pat
FanfictionBob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
