This wasn't even a joke. I made it into one. Also no, the bdsm dungeon isn't over in case you were wondering.
Masochist and Sadist: *eating spaghetti and meatballs at a dinner table*
Masochist: this is really good!
Sadist: thank you! I made the sauce and meatballs homemade! I used basil, sage, rosemary, cumin,
Masochist: wait, those aren't spices...
Sadist: ginger, paprika, olive, brian,
Masochist: they're names.....
Sadist: poppy, kobe, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, saffron, kale, cocoa, jasmine, dijon. Oh by the way, what was your name again?