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This wasn't even a joke. I made it into one. Also no, the bdsm dungeon isn't over in case you were wondering.

Masochist and Sadist: *eating spaghetti and meatballs at a dinner table*

Masochist: this is really good!

Sadist: thank you! I made the sauce and meatballs homemade! I used basil, sage, rosemary, cumin,

Masochist: wait, those aren't spices...

Sadist: ginger, paprika, olive, brian,

Masochist: they're names.....

Sadist: poppy, kobe, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, saffron, kale, cocoa, jasmine, dijon. Oh by the way, what was your name again?

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