Toilets & A Fake Girlfriend (girlxgirl)

Epilogue

(A/N: I have never planned on writing this one. And... WARNING: You don't really have to read this chapter if you don't want to. And I suggest if you're under 15 or something, don't read this chapter, just DON'T! hehe. I mean, you can read it, whatever, it's up to you.)

It's eight in the evening as I step out of the cab, paid the driver, and prance toward Eric Dane's door entrance, thinking about how bossy Melissa is. I wonder what we'll do for this major sleepover. His house is so huge, and there's this little garden in the outside filled with daisies and sunflower. I need to get inside his house now. The door surprisingly opened and I haven't even knocked yet, there's Eric Dane and his husband, Luke. "Hey!" They both say in unison. "Come in."

"Welcome to our humble home," Eric Dane says. Humble? Seriously?

I enter their grand house and spot Melissa who is now drinking red wine from a clear wine goblet, sitting on a huge couch and smirking at me seductively while I just give her my usual gawky smile. "Hi," I say and sit beside her excitedly while the two men enter the other room and start to prepare our meal.

"What did you bring?" Melissa asks quietly after giving me a peck on the lips. It seems that she is implying something and I really do not get it.

All of a sudden, I wonder what she meant, I put my bag on the couch, "I brought snacks, some clean clothes, and my toothbrush. Are those enough? Um, was I supposed to bring something else other than that?"

She frowns and slowly leans closer to my ear, giving me chills and tickles, and whispers, "You should've brought a fucking dildo!"

Shocked by what I heard, I yank my head back and widen my eyes. "I'm... I'm... I'm... s-sorry... a w-what?!"

Melissa sighs deeply and grunts, "You are such a virgin!"

"Oh, my god! You're unbelievable! I didn't know we were gonna have sex in here. What the hell?" I scoff at her. "This is embarrassing. What were you thinking?"

"I figure, if we can't do it in your room, then why not do it here? where no one really cares about us doing it in the other room," she smirks.

I give her a moment of silence. The idea is stupid and risky. If those gorgeous men found out that we were planning this, they might kick us out. "No."

"Why not?"

"No."

"Ugh---"

"Ladies," Eric Dane suddenly appears out of nowhere. "Dinner is ready."

Melissa and I stand up in unison while we awkwardly and secretly stealing glances at each other.

"Okay," he smiles. "Now, follow me."

As Eric Dane turns around, I eye Melissa intently while she does too. I am giving her a serious look while she gives me a we-will-have-sex-tonight look, grinning and purposely biting her lip. I know she's seducing me, but I'm not really seduced... well, kind of... well, not really kind of, but, hell yeah, I am seduced. Concealing my real feelings, I just stare at her blankly while arching an eyebrow.

"Tonight," Eric Dane starts while we follow him. His house is so huge. We have been walking for seconds now and we still haven't arrived at the dining area. "We will have a Flatbread Salad with Tomato, Chickpeas, Feta, and Mint together with Grilled Whole Wild Salmon with Preserved Lemon and Fenne, as well as Champagne-Lavender Marinated Grilled Rib-Eye---"

Sounds fancy and yummy, "Great, that's awesome." I have no idea what he's talking about.

"Can we just have pizza or something?" Melissa comments and apparently doesn't like the fancy meal.