You know you're Welsh, if you can say yes to any three of the following:
1. You know at least 10 'Dais'
2. You have to explain what 'togs' are and more importantly what 'daps' are
3. You're late because you were stuck behind a tractor
4. Even though you're fluent in Welsh the only sentence you know is 'rydw i'n hoffi coffi'
5. You're either called a 'Gog' or a 'Taff'
6. You say hear/here/ear/year in the same way
7. Wales V England in the Six Nations is the most important day of the year
8. When people say they are going to a spa you instantly think they're going shopping
9. Drinking Brains isn't as weird as it sounds
10. That coat is indeed my jacket
11. You raise a small cheer when you see the 'Croeso I Gymru' on the M4 or Welcome to Wales as you come down the hill from Ross into Monmouth
12. You're a fluent Welsh speaker but turn the pamphlet/leaflet over and read the English version
13. Your last name is one of the following: Williams, Gwynne, Bevan, Llewellyn, Morgan, Rees, Powell, Howell, Davies, Lewis, Thomas, Jones, Griffiths, Morris, Evans, James, Roberts, Jenkins, Owen or Ap Windsor
14. When you go abroad you have to explain to people where Wales is, and that it is not part of England
15. You vote for anyone and everyone who's Welsh in a TV talent show
16. You own a Stereophonic's CD
17. Hugh Pugh, Max Boyce and Derek the Weatherman are all TV personalities you recognize
18. One of your friends has to skip school to take a tractor exam
19. A village/town 3 miles away is described locally as being just around the corner or just down the road
20. You don't know the surnames of any of your friends, you refer to them instead as Dai the Milk, Will the Shop, Ron Top Road, or Mark Ty-draw
21. You remember watching Ivor the Engine, Will Quack Quack, Sam Tan and Super Ted
22. A butty is your mate not a sandwich
23. The words 'proper', 'tidy', 'never', 'like' and 'lush' are used on a daily basis and everything 'does my head in'
24. You've used the phrase 'I'll be there now in a minute' on several occasions
25. You have to repeat yourself seven times because nobody understands your accent
26. You read an English word with 'ch' or 'll' in it and then read it the Welsh way in your head
27. It's 'mam' not 'mum'
28. You can't yurr someone from over yurr cos your yurr's are blocked
29. You've been to at least 3 castles
30. A cwtch is the answer to all of your problems
