Seventeen Preferences & Scenarios

Fake Dating Vernon

- oh boy

- you were in trouble

- somehow ((gotta :) love :) prying :) family :) members :) am :) i :) right???))

- you found yourself in the most awkward situation that it was at all possible to be in

- texting your best friend

- "I need a fake boyfriend"

- his response was exactly what you expected

- "what lol"

- you groaned

- "call me"

- a few seconds later you were explaining everything to him

- "so I need a fake boyfriend for my cousin's wedding, okay?"

- he sighed reluctantly

- you could just picture him raking his fingers through his wavy brown hair

- "please? We'll pay your airfare and I'll buy you all the cake you can eat after it's over."

- "add in buying me food at that one burger place you say your cousin keeps raving about while we're there and it's a deal," he challenged

- "deal."

- "you agreed surprisingly quickly," he noted

- "Vernon, I told my grandma that I had a boyfriend."

- you could hear his cringe

- "ow. You really do need a fake boyfriend. But, uh... why didn't you ask Jun or someone, not me?"

- you scoffed and rolled your eyes

- "can you imagine that? Not only is he terrifically awkward, but every one of my cousins is gonna be all over him."

- "oof. Yeah, that is a problem."

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- "would you stop teasing me already?"

- Seungkwan scoffed, stirring his smoothie with the straw

- "let's run through it," he said, and lifted one hand to count on his fingers

- "one, you told your grandmother, therefore telling your entire family, that you have a boyfriend when you actually don't,"

- "two, you agreed to bring your boyfriend to your cousin's wedding,"

- "and three, you asked Vernon to be your fake boyfriend."

- he paused to take a long sip

- "I have read enough fan fiction to know where this is going, my friend."

- "Seungkwan!" you screeched, throwing a wadded-up napkin at him

- he dodged effortlessly

- "you've got to stop throwing things at me," he complained. "Every time we hang out, I swear."

- "you've gotta stop making me want to throw things at you every time we hang out," you shot back

- he groaned out loud

- "anyway, where are you even going for your cousin's wedding?"

- you sighed, poking at your frozen yogurt

- (something Seungkwan had introduced you to and subsequently gotten you hooked on)

- "Shua really wanted to get married near his hometown, so we're doing it in Southern California — Morro Bay, I think."