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My name is Destery and… weed is not cool to me. Nuh uh. Just listen, to what my homie, Gerald Burns, has to say.

-Hey, are you smoking the devil's lettuce?
I know you wanna be cool, but you know what else is cool? Model trains and women with giant tits. So do the right thing. Stop smoking weed. Or you might end up like the kid, Sid, from Toy Story.

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