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PEAKING AT AN EXPLOSIVE #4 IN THE "FARTS" CATEGORY. There is no greengrocer in Springvale. No bakery or fish shop. There isn't even a milk bar. One-by-one they've been put out of business by supermarket mogul Sal Monella and his farting monkeys. The...