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A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.  "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says.  "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.  "No, you've got bowel cancer." 

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