According to Google Translate, this is how The Story of Evil goes (mic doesn't work, so I'm typing it in)
Once upon a time there were a lot of adults living in an awkward place in a certain place. Just a moment ago, the name of Aiwa Washio P-Hime. If everything is all my girlfriend's gift I'm gone. Let it get down from the grass. It's let's go. "Come now, kneel!" Well, it's fancy coloring with your honorable sweetheart. I'm going to be like an aoi at the end of my life. It is the cheapest man who is beside himself. But he has a crowd of greenery at the dinner tire, and the crowd who. I said, "Let's hide the greenery." I've been burned for a while. The life is going to be lifted. People living in tears. I'm there is no way to go, "Oh, it's time for a snack." It is a very beautiful color with a long sleeve that makes me feel beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen who finally ended up reaping rice balls they got huge. Oh my gosh, I got angry over at the other. I can not talk with the bodies. I've been tired with the sandwiches. Finally I was caught up and came to know the cute. "This brilliant thing." It is a saddest coloring for a long time; hard work for boyfriend. Wakameaku ha ha ha ha ha ha. At the place where the Japanese citizens of the honorable adult who were kidding at the aunt of the awkward were borrowed a couple of months ago. What is said by himself who is called s Finally at last I came and I will not give birth to a guy who can give me a baby. Do not give something like this—"Oh, it's time for a snack." It's a vivid colorfulness with honorable elephants. Human beings. After a while I'm going to deal with myself. Oh, my godfather daughter's daughter.
Things I have learned:
•Kaito is not blue. He is cheap
•Miku is shrubbery
•There is no dinner table. There is only tire.
• "Let's hide the greenery(aka Miku)!"
•There are elephants
•Rin rules over a bunch of adults in an awkward place
