This was something I seen in a screenshot. It is also two jokes in one (the second one (later on) is MINE). Have fun
Sadomasochist: *goes on pornhub*
Masochist: *was next to them and sees Tokyo ghoul on the computer* why is this on pornhub?
Sadist: *was on the other side and sees what they are talking about* because everyone ends up getting f*****.
Sadomasochist: * laughs and then is confused* why we're you next to me in the first place?
Sadist and masochist: we may have snuck in and kinda wanted to see what you were going to do.
Sadomasochist: *looks out the window to see a car crash* that!