This isn't mine. I just changed it to fit this book.
Sadist: here is how this is gonna work
Sadomasochist and masochist: *stand there awkwardly*
Sadist: your head *points to the sadomasochist* is going up their arse *points to the masochist*
Masochist and sadomasochist: *are blushing but fearing what the outcome is*
Sadist: you are having it worse *points to the masochist*. Your face is gonna end up my arse.