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An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down. The teacher says, 'Save the children!' The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!' The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

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