I'm only going to put the first letters of my friends name cause I don't want to expose them lol so yeah....
Me: "What's the best part of you?"
Friend: *Jumps in the air and lands with her legs open*
Friend: "Dis dick!"
Me: "Wow ok"
Friend: "I love cookies!"
Me: "No I love cookies!"
Friend: "I am cookie monster!"
Me: "I am cookie MASTER!"
Friend: *sends glaring emoji*
Friend: *playing jenga with me and other friend*
Friend: "My friend tazes me for pleasure"
Me and other friend: *look at each other and continue playing game*
Friend: *walks up to me*
Friend: *points to the curls in my hair*
Me: *intensely looks back*
Friend: "Can I touch your curls?"
Friend: "Can I touch your curves?"
Other friend: "WHAT?!"