Sincerly Me (Ramble)

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I am not dead. I had SOOOOOOOO many things to do, I never has time to write stuff.

So, to make up the things I need to get done, I made this.

⚠Has some inappropriate language⚠

ENJOY
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Jon:
Dear Evan Hanson
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that
We don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Uni: Why would you write that?

Tommy: I'm just trying to tell the truth

Uni: This needs to be perfect, these emails have to prove we were actually friends. Just, I'll do it

Jon:
I gotta tell ya
Life without you has been hard

Tommy: Hard?

Jon:
Has been bad

Tommy: Bad?

Jon:
Has been rough

Tommy: Kinky

Jon:
And I miss talking about life
And other stuff

Tommy: Very specific

Uni: Shut up

Jon:
I like my parents

Tommy: Who says that?

Jon:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright

Tommy: Smoking drugs

Uni: Just fix it

Jon:
If I stop smoking crack

Uni: Crack

Jon:
If I stop smoking Cod (Or cock)
Then everything might be alright
I'll take you advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and seeeeeeeeee
Cause all that it take is a little
RE-EN-VEN-TION
It's easy to change if you give it
YOUR-A-TEN-TION
All you gotta do
Is just believe you can be
who you wanna be
Sincerly me

Tommy: Are we done yet?

Uni: Well, I can't just give him one email. I wanna show I was like, a good friends, you know

Tommy: Oh my god

Uni:
Dear Conner Murphy
Yes I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and
Go on walks

Tommy: No

Uni:
I'm sending pictures
Of the most amazing trees

Tommy: No

Uni:
You'll be upset with all my
Forest expertise

Tommy: Absolutely not

Uni:
Dude
I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can seeeeeeee

Jon:
Just wait and seeeeeee

Jon & Uni:
Cause all that it take is a little
RE-EN-VEN-TION
It's easy to change if you give it
YOUR-A-TEN-TION
All you gotta do
Is just believe you can be
who you wanna be
Sincerly me

Jon: My sisters hot

Uni: What the hell

Tommy: My bad

Jon:
Dear Evan Hanson
Thanks for ever note you send

Uni:
Dear Conner Murphy
I'm just glad to be your friend

Jon & Uni:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

Uni:
But not because we're gay

Jon:
No
Not because we're gay

Jon and Uni:
We're close
But not that way
The only man that I love
Is my dad

Jon:
Well anyway

Uni:
You're getting better everyday

Jon:
I'm getting better everyday

Uni:
You're getting better everydayyy

Everyone (Inculding Tommy):
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Cause all that it take is a little
RE-EN-VEN-TION
It's easy to change if you give it
YOUR-A-TEN-TION
All you gotta do
Is believe you can be
who you wanna be
Sincerly
Miss you dearly
Sincerly Me

Uni:
Sincerly Me

Everyone:
Sincerly MEEEEEEEEEE
Sincerly me

Luna: AND CURTAIN

Uni, Jon and Tommy: GET OUT

Luna: Fine Fine *leaves*

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