Hey guys! This isnt an official chapter, but i felt bored and wrote this. It hasnt been edited, but here you go!
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Interview#1!!!!
Blayze: Hi everyone! With us today are some of the stars of The New Sexy Boys in Town are Virgins! We have Suzi,
Suzi: Hey
Blayze: we have Xavier
Xavier: Wassup.
Blayze: We brought Devon
Devon: Hi mom! (waves at audience)
Blayze: And we brought Kiara!
Kiara: Hello!
Blayze: So how are you all doing tonight?
Devon: Great! We have a party to go to in an hour, so...yeah!
Suzi: Im good. Ready for the party and everyone in it.
Xavier: Im still happy about Desi being here. I missed her.
Devon: Missed her, he did. He was almost cryin' when he saw her!
Xavier: Was NOT!
Kiara: Calm down boys...
Blayze: Lets stay on topic guys. The fans have some questions and assumptions about you.
Suzi: Well, lets start then.
Blayze: To begin with, Xavier. 86% of our fans say that they believe you are gay. What do you say to that?
Xavier: What?! What the hell! No! Im NOT gay! Ugh! What do the other 14% say?
Blayze: That you and Desi will hook-up.
(Xavier blushes and Devon and Suzi laugh)
Devon: You are SO gay, Xavier.
Xavier: Am not! Dont be bipolar, you just said i liked Desi!
Devon: Well which is it? Desi, or Gay?
Blayze: Im sure Desi's flattered that your choosing between liking her or liking guys.
(Recorded audience laughs)
Xavier: I am not GAY!
Kiara: Prove it.
Xavier: How?
Kiara: Kiss Desi at the party. I wont be there, so Devon? Your the witness.
Devon: No problemo...Oh MY GOSH! I just relized that Desi is probably watching this! Hi Desi! (Waves again)
Suzi: Your such a kid, Devon.
Devon: Am not! (Sticks tongue out at Suzi)
Blayze: Well fans, either Xave is in denial or he isnt gay...up to you guys to choose.
Xavier: Im not! I swear!
Devon: Swear, Shmare, my underwear dude! You are.
Blayze: ANYways. Kiara. The fans have been assuming that you are to be with Jordan and...that you are...um ...and i quote "Kiara is a cougar". What do you say to that?
Kiara: No comment. (Sweats uncomfortably)
Devon: Come on, Kiara! You wanna do Jordan? You know you dooooo!
Kiara: Shut up Devon!
Blayze: Well i can tell you are uncomfortable about this, so ill drop it. Suzi! People are using Team Saige and Team Suzi for Pierce. Almost all of them say you are better for Pierce. What do you say about that?
Suzi: I cant change what the fans think, Blayze.
Blayze: Well do you like Pierce?
Suzi: Why should i say that on public television? Thats stupid,
Blayze: *cough* well...is there anything you want to say to those fans?
Devon: i have something to say to them. Saige is better for Pierce. Saige is s*xy and Pierce needs that.
Suzi: You dont think im s*xy?
Devon: Well...you dont wear clothes that show me your body figure, so i dont know.
Suzi: Devon? Shuttup. I have the same body as Saige, except bigger boobs, and darker makeup. I could satisfy Pierce.
Xavier: You want to?
Suzi: Im just saying i could.
Kiara: Wait, have you thought about it before?
Suzi: about what?
Kiara: Being with Pierce!
Suzi: Why do you ask?
Blayze: We'll take that as a yes....
Devon and Xaver: ohhhhhhhhhh
Suzi: Oh come on! Every girl in school has thought about it!
Blayze: So you admit it?
Suzi: No!
Devon: Denial!
Suzi: SHUT UP!
Blayze: ok then. So Suzi, do you know why Saige was crying?
Suzi: yeah.
Xavier: What was it?
Suzi: i cant tell...all i can say is that Trevor knows.
Devon: How does Trev know?
Suzi: Cause he was involved.
Blayze: Involved in what?
Suzi: I cant tell you! Its not my secret to tell. Maybe Saige will tell Pierce, but i cant say.
Blayze: Ok then. So, Devon?
Devon: Yeah?
Blayze: Lots of the fan girls love you.
Devon: How could they not?!
Blayze: Well, what do you like in women?
Devon: Um...a sense of humor...beauty..not a sl*t like Amanda. Like Trixie!
Blayze: You like Trixie alot dont you?
Devon: Yep! She and Trevor are my fave things about Illinois.
Kiara: Im so glad you boys take my advice!
Blayze: Haha, welll, thats all we have for today folks! Tune in tommorow when the Tv people and i interview the cast of "My Two Stepbrothers both love me"! Thank you!
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