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thedanielguy:
i have a question, babe.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
strike away.
seen.

thedanielguy:
i love how you don't
complain about my nicknames
for you anymore. you're
turning hella soft for me.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
proceed with
the question, sir.
seen.

thedanielguy:
i've been rlly thinking
hard about this. it just hit
me hard last night while
i was dreaming and i
couldn't get it out of my head.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
couldn't get what
out of your head??
pls elaborate daniel.
seen.

thedanielguy:
if god sneezes, what
should you say??
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bouncebaeks:
*facepalms*
oh god.
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bouncebaeks:
you did not
just ask that.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
hold on, i think
im seeing things.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
nope you actually
asked that.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
*sent gif.*

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seen.


thedanielguy:
what?? i have a
valid question.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
it's not valid, it's stupid!!
what are you even doing?!
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thedanielguy:
it makes sense though!!
usually when someone sneezes,
you say god bless you. but when
god himself sneezes, you don't say
god bless you. how is he blessing
himself?? it makes no sense so
wtf do you say when he sneezes??
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bouncebaeks:
god would never sneeze, daniel!!
he's god for a reason. he'll never
get sick or even die bc he's god.
he's our creator and he will be
until the world vanishes.
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thedanielguy:
how do you know he'll
never get sick?? he could
get sick, you never know.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
im losing brain cells from
just listening to you. i can't
talk to you anymore.
seen.

thedanielguy:
this is a very
good question.


thedanielguy:
pumpkin??


thedanielguy:
shit, you actually left.
i'll ask someone else then.


thedanielguy:
anyway, have a
good day today!!
i love you, princess.

thedanielguy:
*sent gif.*

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y'all, my little sister has me weak
oml. she rlly asked me what should
we say if god sneezed. i was literally
on the floor crying in laughter. i was
laughing for five minutes, not
being able to breathe omg!! shit was
absolute jokes. bc of her, this
chapter was born so i thank her
for this creative/humorous update.

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