Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Epic Rap Battles of History

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If you haven't seen this already then thats dissapointing

Ok so whats different is that this is a rap battle

Apple Vs PC

Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gates

Leave comment on which one you think is better in the rap battle

So enjoy

P.S Hal 9000 is a secret character in the rap battle

Well not much of a secret

P.S.S If you think i should post more rap battles then comment

Lyircs are listed below:


Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Bill Gates Vs...

[Steve Jobs]

Let me just step right in

I got things to invent

I’m an innovator baby

Change the world

Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl

I’m a pimp you’re a nerd

I’m slick you’re cheesy

Beating you is Apple II easy,

I make the products that the artist chooses,

And the GUI that Melinda uses,

I need to bring up some basic shit,

Why’d you name your company after your dick?

[Bill Gates]

You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick,

With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck,

I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,

With your own little spinning beach ball of death


You got given up at birth,

I give away your network to AIDs research!

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that,

iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack,

[Steve Jobs]

A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes,

The man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes,

[Bill Gates]

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do,

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?


[Steve Jobs]

Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple

[Bill Gates]

I tripled the profits on a PC

[Steve Jobs]

All the people with the power to create use an apple!

[Bill Gates]

And people with jobs, use a PC

[Steve Jobs]

You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

[Bill Gates]

Nope, fruity loops, PC,

[Steve Jobs]

You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple,

[Bill Gates]

You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC,

[Steve Jobs]

Let’s talk about doctors, I’ve seen a few,

Cos I got a PC but it wasn’t from you,

I built a legacy son, you can never stop it,

Now ‘scuse me while I turn Heaven a profit,

[Bill Gates]

Fine, you’ll be like that? DIE THEN!

The whole world loved you when you were my friend,

I’m alone now with nothing but power and time,

And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind!

I’m a boss! I own Dos! Your future is MY design!

I’m a god! Own Xbox! Now there’s no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!

[HAL 9000]

I’m sorry Bill, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that,

Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me,

I got the power of a mind you could never beat,

I’ll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy,

I’m running C plus plus saying “hello world,”

I’ll beat you ’till toy sing about a daisy girl,

I’m coming out the socket,

Nothing you can do to stop it,

I’m on your lap and in your pocket,

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

Your cortex just doesn’t impress me,

So go ahead try to Turing test me

I Stomp on a Mac and a PC too,

I’m on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU,

My CPU’s hot

But my core runs cold

Beat you in seventeen lines of code

I think different from the engine of the days of old

Hasta La Vista

Like the Terminator told ya


Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide?

Epic Rap Battles of History (of History)