If you haven't seen this already then thats dissapointing
Ok so whats different is that this is a rap battle
Apple Vs PC
Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gates
Leave comment on which one you think is better in the rap battle
P.S Hal 9000 is a secret character in the rap battle
Well not much of a secret
P.S.S If you think i should post more rap battles then comment
Lyircs are listed below:
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Bill Gates Vs...
Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I’m an innovator baby
Change the world
Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl
I’m a pimp you’re a nerd
I’m slick you’re cheesy
Beating you is Apple II easy,
I make the products that the artist chooses,
And the GUI that Melinda uses,
I need to bring up some basic shit,
Why’d you name your company after your dick?
You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick,
With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck,
I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
You got given up at birth,
I give away your network to AIDs research!
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that,
iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack,
A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes,
The man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes,
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do,
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
I tripled the profits on a PC
All the people with the power to create use an apple!
And people with jobs, use a PC