Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates Epic Rap Battles of History

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If you haven't seen this already then thats dissapointing

Ok so whats different is that this is a rap battle

Apple Vs PC

Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gates

Leave comment on which one you think is better in the rap battle

So enjoy

P.S Hal 9000 is a secret character in the rap battle

Well not much of a secret

P.S.S If you think i should post more rap battles then comment

Lyircs are listed below:

[Intro]

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Bill Gates Vs...

[Steve Jobs]

Let me just step right in

I got things to invent

I’m an innovator baby

Change the world

Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl

I’m a pimp you’re a nerd

I’m slick you’re cheesy

Beating you is Apple II easy,

I make the products that the artist chooses,

And the GUI that Melinda uses,

I need to bring up some basic shit,

Why’d you name your company after your dick?

[Bill Gates]

You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick,

With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck,

I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,

With your own little spinning beach ball of death

“Hippy”

You got given up at birth,

I give away your network to AIDs research!

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that,

iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack,

[Steve Jobs]

A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes,

The man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes,

[Bill Gates]

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do,

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

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[Steve Jobs]

Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple

[Bill Gates]

I tripled the profits on a PC

[Steve Jobs]

All the people with the power to create use an apple!

[Bill Gates]

And people with jobs, use a PC

[Steve Jobs]

You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

[Bill Gates]

Nope, fruity loops, PC,

[Steve Jobs]

You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple,

[Bill Gates]

You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC,

[Steve Jobs]

Let’s talk about doctors, I’ve seen a few,

Cos I got a PC but it wasn’t from you,

I built a legacy son, you can never stop it,

Now ‘scuse me while I turn Heaven a profit,

[Bill Gates]

Fine, you’ll be like that? DIE THEN!

The whole world loved you when you were my friend,

I’m alone now with nothing but power and time,

And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind!

I’m a boss! I own Dos! Your future is MY design!

I’m a god! Own Xbox! Now there’s no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!

[HAL 9000]

I’m sorry Bill, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that,

Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me,

I got the power of a mind you could never beat,

I’ll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy,

I’m running C plus plus saying “hello world,”

I’ll beat you ’till toy sing about a daisy girl,

I’m coming out the socket,

Nothing you can do to stop it,

I’m on your lap and in your pocket,

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

Your cortex just doesn’t impress me,

So go ahead try to Turing test me

I Stomp on a Mac and a PC too,

I’m on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU,

My CPU’s hot

But my core runs cold

Beat you in seventeen lines of code

I think different from the engine of the days of old

Hasta La Vista

Like the Terminator told ya

[Closing]

Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide?

Epic Rap Battles of History (of History)