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Deadpool vs Grilled Cheese Pinkie Pie vs Death

Later

Deadpool and Cheese Sandwich bursts open the door and what they saw causes them to widen their eyes in shock.

Pinkie Pie laughs as Death said to her.

Death: Oh oh! Did you know that Wade once broke his hand by punching Colossus?

Pinkie Pie laughs and she said.

Pinkie Pie: Ha ha! That was funny.

Deadpool lowers his arms and he questions.

Deadpool: Hey. What's going on?

Pinkie Pie turns and she screams out.

Pinkie Pie: Hey Deadpool!

Pinkie Pie launches herself towards Deadpool and she embraces him tightly.

She then extends her neck towards Cheese Sandwich and she began introducing him to Death.

Pinkie Pie: Cheese Sandwich, this is Death. Death meet Cheese Sandwich.

Cheese Sandwich approaches Death and he puts out a hand and he greeted.

Cheese Sandwich: Howdy.

Death bows and she greets him.

Death: Greetings.

Deadpool chuckles and he loudly declares.

Deadpool: Alright everybody, let's party!

   Music began playing as Pinkie Pie began singing out.

Pinkie Pie: I love pink things and chocolate's nice

Deadpool: And who doesn't like flowers in red and white?

Cheese Sandwich: On paper it's great

Death: The most romantic date

Adam: Unless you don't have a date

Carol: I don't wanna sound like an old hag

Superman: : But Valentine's Day is such a drag

Iroha: Just a reminder that I've never had a boyfriend in my life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh

Raiden: Hey, I really hate this day

Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave

Spawn: I thought I was nice

Asura: Thought I was worth a shot

Jean Grey: I thought someone could want me but apparently not

Yang Xiao Long: Hey, we don't have Valentines

Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy

Mamori: Well, I..

Mirei : Because they don't exist, I don't care what you say

Everyone: There's nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day

Esdeath: Well, I wanna be a bride but I need a groom

FrostWing: You're probably not gonna find one hiding in your room

General Sharun: Hey, leave her alone!

Maurice: Yeah, it's hard to meet guys!

Shizuka: Especially when you know they're plotting your demise