大神，你老婆掉了! / Big God, Your Wife Went Offline!

BGYWWO 1

"Ah... hah... Gege...touch me here... nhnn hnnn... so comfortable..."

"Ah... at the front ... the front felt uncomfortable.... what to do...."

"Touch yourself ah." The man suddenly laughed with a wicked smile.

"But... I don't know how... " The youth cried out from the stimulation, his voice contained hints of grievance and anxiety.

"You don't even know how to masturbate?"

"By myself... it won't come out ... will only become bigger ... want Gege..."

"Then let's insert from behind ba? Do you until you shoot... Xian-er..."

The man's low voice sounded, then a violent rhythm started making both men gasping in their breath; suddenly entered a state of mind-blowing sex session.

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Ah! Shot(Came) again! The first thing Duan Yijun saw after he woke up was his dirtied bed sheet with some suspicious stain on it. His front has turned soft long time ago, but the little hole at his behind seemed to be still recalling the dream last night and secreted a lot of liquids, it still felt itchy right now.

He doesn't dare to put his own fingers in, so he could only rush to the bathroom for a bath after a moment of thoughts.

How many times already did he has such dreams?! It was really too shameful.... Duan Yijun thought with a red face while soaking in his bathtub. The most important thing was that person he called Gege (Big brother) in his dream.... although he can't see that man's face clearly, but he could clearly remember what was said. The 'Gege' he tearfully called out, and that 'Xian-er' sounded beside his ear!

That almost instantly caused Duan Yijun to get hard!

That was not good, what should he do if this goes on?!

How could he face that person again?!

How could he call that person when he meet him again ah?!

Although he was still in deep thoughts, Duan Yijun was quick to finish his bath, then went out to turn on his computer. Today is weekend ah, not sure if 'he' will be here.... not sure if 'he' will be very busy today ah....

The moment he opened the game's interface, he found out that a lot of people were looking for him. Duan Yijun scrolled through the messages, as expected 'he' sent one too. His heart suddenly became excited, he almost clicked open that message without a single hesitation.

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : Why did you went offline? Are you feeling unwell??

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : Are you still there? Hello?

Duan Yijun suddenly felt a burst of sweetness in his heart.

At the same time, he felt a bit shameful. He(MY) cared so much of him(DYJ)... so happy, but how could he explain that ... he read a novel from an unscrupulous author, resulting him to buy 'something' from Taobao (online shopping site). After using 'it' last night, his 'chrysanthemum' felt very itchy ... it was so uncomfortable so he went to bed early, and tossed around the whole night. Then he had that 'dream' ... how could he say this reason out loud?!

[TianXia XunXian/Searching for immortal of the world] : I'm here now, it's alright, Gege _(:！」∠)_

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : You are here now? If you are fine, then it's good.

At this moment, the group chat button began to blink.

[Counting spiders at wall's corner] : Aiyo, Xian-er came? Quickly tell us why you suddenly went offline last night, something good came up?

[Crazy chrysanthemum falling hole] : Right ah right ah, your family's Brother Mo was very worried of you yo.

[Breaking melon of the world] : Last night Big God went and massacred the 'Dark Alliance' in anger, tsk tsk. Those kind of people who used power to force people, Xian-er, you can do as you see fit ba.

[Crazy chrysanthemum falling hole] : Right ah, Xian-er... Gege became angry... beware of getting 'peeled alive' oh.

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : That's enough, don't tease Xian-er anymore.

Moyi's ID suddenly appeared in the midst of a bunch of small sparrows, the chatbox started to turn chaotic.

[Crazy chrysanthemum falling hole] : Ah ah, Big God came ah!

[TianXia XunXian/Searching for immortal of the world] : Ge, sorry ....

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : It's alright.

[Counting spiders at wall's corner] : Getting blinded by the bright lights...

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : Xian-er, let me take you to level up ba.

[TianXia XunXian/Searching for immortal of the world] : Alright!

And so, the scene changed into the part where a little rookie dressed in fluttering white clothes following behind a Big God with complete equipment, hurriedly went to do levelling quests; leaving behind a bunch of people with a stunned face full of blood.

Seeing his own EXP (Experience Point) rising steadily, Duan Yijun was full of joy.

[TianXia XunXian/Searching for immortal of the world] : Big God is really amazing!

Moyi only returned his words with a pampering smile and didn't say anything. Then two of them concentrated on killing monsters in the private group zone. Staring at Big God with gorgeous skills and first class equipment, he(DYJ) could almost imagine how the other man looked like in front of the computer. He don't know what kind of expression would be on his(MY) face but his(MY) playing skills must be very beautiful. That kind of agility was certainly not some little rookie like him could follow.

Then he recalled back of the dream last night, Duan Yijun's cheek turned red hot in front of the computer. Also because of this, his hand's movement slowed down. Fortunately, he came back to his senses in time and thank God that Big God couldn't see his face right now. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to death.

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : Are you tired? Go and eat your lunch first, then come back again in the afternoon.

[TianXia XunXian/Searching for immortal of the world] : Nn, alright. Then, I'll go make my lunch first, Gege. Bye.

[Moyi/Demon Wings] : Alright, bye bye.

Exiting the game, Duan Yijun still felt sweet in his heart. Or you could say he was still excited after some time. He couldn't help but admired his luck in the game every time. Actually at first, he played the game for the sake of meeting Moyi. At that time he saw his classmates playing the game, and when they were got massacred in seconds by the Big God with ruthless and gorgeous skill, he really wanted to praise Moyi out loud if not for him afraid of being fiercely beaten to death by his classmates. Later, he secretly registered an account to play in order to get a step closer to the Big God. He never expected the God of Fortune will appeared so fast.

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