50 Things [Karma Akabane] cannot do

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I can't seem to write, school is starting and I'm just here fussing. Based on 'The 50 Things : Haikyuu series'. Also I don't have a valentines day special (reason down below).

Please tell me your thoughts about having a valentines day chapter and the '50 Things' series.  

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1.) Karma will not punch Terasaka in the guts

2). yOU WILL NOT TOUCH THAT BEE

3.) fRIGGEN PUT THAT FLASHLIGHT DOWN, STOP SHINING IT AT MAEHARA's EYES

4.) Do not call Terasaka an "Idiot" it is very rude

5.) Apologise to Terasaka

6.) please stop playing april fools pranks, it's January 

7.) You will not push Asano into the lake for calling you 'Period Head'

8.) wHY DO YOU HAVE A FIDGET SPINNER?

9.) And no, you will take those knifes taped on the fidget spinner.

10.) You will stop calling Nagisa a girl

11.) nO, WE WILL NOT GO TO THE SHOPS TO BUY YOU WASABI SFKSKALSDJ

12.) Karma must not steal his teacher's money

13.) dO NOT DARE MAEHARA TO LICK THE SWING SET

14.) wHy DID YOU DARE MAEHARA?

15.) You 'accidentally' elbowed Terasaka in the face, now say sorry

16.) Please take your feet off the table

17.) No you will not put some poison into a tube of wasabi to poison Asano

18.) Smirk less, Smile (genuinely) more

19.) Please master your Japanese before you master your English

20.) Every time your class wins against 3A, please refrain from yelling, "har har motherf*ckers"

21.) Don't kill the innocent boy Itona who has a Pikachu

22.) You will not call Assano 'Gay'.

23.) pLEASE DO NOT GO TO TAKUYA'S RAMEN SHOP AND YELL "SEND NOODS DESU."

24.) Please don't yell the whole bee movie script in front of the class

25.) I REPEAT DO NOT. DO NOT SELL THOSE PORN MAGAZINES TO KORO-SENSEI.

26.) Apologise to every boy in your class

27.) Karma Akabane must not call his class 'The AssClass' shorten for 'Assassination Classroom.'

28.) PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN

29.) YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS

30.) WHY IS TERASAKA SCREAMING?

31.) Karma, dAMMIT- Turn off that deep throat song during the assembly.

32.) Irina-Sensei is not fat

33.) Keep your hands and feet to yourself (at all times please)

34.) cHIBA is not a walking emo

35.) FUCK THAT LITTLE MOUSE CUZ I'M AN ALBATRAOZ

36.) You will not bribe Terasaka with Tentacle porn 

37.) Hentai?! 

38.) WHO GAVE YOU THIS?

39.) dO NOT CLAIM THIS EMOTICON AS YOUR OWN- 

40.) (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

41.) Please don't throw pokemon balls at Maehara

42.) DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MURDER YOUR CLASSMATE

43.) Accidentally tripping the ikemen, as he runs by is just cruel

44.) If Irina-sensei had a son it is not a son of a bitch

45.) Do not spray others with a hose.. I mean it

46.) Waking up Nagisa when he is napping with an air horn is not funny, stop it

47.) Calling Asano your forever enemy is childish, grow up

48.) PLEASE- NAGISA IS NOT SOME MODEL FOR YOU TO PLAY HAIRDRESSES WITH

49.) No we won't binge watch Boku no pico at 12am on a school night

50.) Goodluck in the future, Karma Akabane, we'll miss you.

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I actually like this idea, I'm such a genius-//kicked. There's actually many versions of 50 things of that. For example 50 things I won't do at hogwarts.

I might publish a series, if you like it. It's hard thing 50 things though but it's fun. Yes, I did copy other books ( a little bit of their lines ), but I'll stop now.

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Reason why I don't write Valentines fanfic (for this year):

1. I have to experience in fluff? I don't know how to write fluff, the kissing part is hard. The hugging part is too hard to write, there are better authors out there who are writing assclass fanfic. I'm so terrible

2. I'm writing a valentines story for another fandom. I can't write fluff, I'm practising so angst is easier to write. I love Fluff-Angst it's the best lmao.

3. I have school starting and so I'm very busy at the moment

- Kuurochii

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