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porkchan:
hi baek.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
omg, You're alive!!
seen.

porkchan:
i was always alive??
seen.


bouncebaeks:
you know what i mean.
how r u feeling???
seen.

porkchan:
my head hurts a lil, but
everything else is fine.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
that's good!! i would've
gone to see you, but you
know my immune system
sucks ass. );
seen.

porkchan:
yeah, you get
sick so easily.
seen.

porkchan:
did you miss me??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
ofc ofc. who would i
make fun of then??
seen.

porkchan:
wow, im a lil hurt.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
just kidding bestie.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
i missed your jokes and
your stupidity in pre-calc.
seen.

porkchan:
ugh, math is disgusting.
seen.

porkchan:
how's everything with
ur secret admirer btw??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
he has a name now. i call him
daniel now since thats his
favorite character in his
favorite show.
seen.

porkchan:
omg, daniel The tiger??
that's my favorite!!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
wtf, i didn't know that.
ewwww, y u??
seen.

porkchan:
*rolls eyes*
what else??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
he likes saying
corny jokes!!
seen.

porkchan:
my son!!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
shut up.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
he won't stop spitting
corny jokes. it got annoying,
but some of them are funny,
not gonna lie.
seen.

porkchan:
omg, he's like me.
give me his username,
im adding him!! he's my
new best friend!!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
hEy! im your
best friend!!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
and no, im not sharing his
username with you.
seen.

porkchan:
y not??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
bc i said so, tf.
seen.

porkchan:
fine you moody bitch.
seen.

porkchan:
what else??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
he's rlly bad in math.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
just like you.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
huh, weird.
seen.

porkchan:
what??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
it's weird cause you guys
have similar tastes and both
suck at math.
seen.

porkchan:
half the population of korea
sucks in math. we are amongst them.
+ loads of people love corny
jokes for a living, dirty ones in fact.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
u right.
seen.

porkchan:
can i plz have
his username?!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
yah, i said no!
plus he isn't responding
to my texts.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
no use of giving it.
seen.

porkchan:
wtf did you do??
scare him?? roast him??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
i did nothing.
seen.

porkchan:
yeah, and im not gay.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
okay maybe i was a
bit mean to him.
seen.

porkchan:
u dumb fuck.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
don't insult me,
you dumb yoda!!
seen.

porkchan:
well, that's it for you.
he's never coming back.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
what?? y??
seen.

porkchan:
bc you were mean
to the poor guy.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
r u serious??
fuck!!!
seen.

porkchan:
do u miss him??
seen.

bouncebaeks:
....a little.
seen.

porkchan:
WOW!!!
YOU'RE IN LOVE!!
seen.

bouncebaeks:
im not. i just miss some
of his jokes + he keeps me
company when y'all aren't here.
seen.

porkchan:
you should wait then.
he's probs busy or something.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
probably. im going to
be a little nice to him.
seen.

porkchan:
you do that.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
are you coming back
to school on monday??
seen.

porkchan:
yah.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
okie dokie.
seen.

porkchan:
i gotta blast. i need
to take my medicine.
seen.

bouncebaeks:
i hope you choke
on your pills. (:
seen.

porkchan:
i hope daniel never
talks to you. (;
seen.

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i downloaded most of exo's old songs and it's rlly good. my faves right now would be machine, black pearl, let out the beast, and ofc the classic peter pan.

y'all, momoland is being sleeped on!! their songs are rlly good, especially bboom bboom!! they r a rlly good group!!

the song some by
bolbbalgan4 is rlly good too.
listen to it!!

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